Woof.

Today, we went to see my sister Tina and her fiance get pre-wedding photos done. The photographers were absolutely amazing. I had a look at their portfolio and I reeeeeally want to hire them to take some promotional shots for me… but they’re so damn expensive.

Bollocks.

Then, my mother and I went to this shopping centre and had lunch. There was a petshop there which had the most adorable boxer on sale and I was so close to buying it but it had a cough. 🙁 It was the cutest, most pathetic little thing I’ve seen. There was this beautiful dalmatian with brown spots that wanted to chew anything in its path. They had a few Chihuahuas there that I was also close to buying. But I reeeeally want a big dog.

By Jen

You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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