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Australia VS England

Today is the finals for the Rugby World Cup. Australia VS England. Oh boy. What fun… Apparently The Shangri-La Hotel is having this Rugby special starting at 3pm until late. Ugh… Just imagine: a bunch of smelly loud men shouting “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!” while being completely shitfaced. Meh.. the English lads won’t be any better. I tell you… I would NOT like to be staying at the Shangri-La tonight!

My sister Melissa has suddenly become very very patriotic since the World Cup has been playing on the team. I have been the complete opposite. I’ve been cheering for whatever other team is playing. My favourite rugby team has got to be the All Blacks from NZ… although I can’t say I’ve ever watched a whole game yet. So I was rather annoyed to find out that Australia had thrashed them.

Melissa came down the stairs today with the Australian flag painted on her face. The most adorable thing about it was the fact that because she had painted it on herself, and was using a mirror, it’s back to front! lmao. She is so fucking adorable, that girl. I let her paint the Union Jack on my face.

The match has now been playing for about 35 mins and I am upstairs on the computer because, honestly, I really don’t care who wins… but I’m kinda secretly hoping England do – mostly just to piss off my family.

I’ll probably watch the last 5 minutes of it or so. Hehe.

By Jen

You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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