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Anti-Princess.

Yeah yeah… this is supposed to be a Friday Five but what the hell.. I’m bored so I don’t care what you guys think.. mehehehe.

1. List five things you’d like to accomplish by the end of the year.
i) To have written at least one more song.
ii) To have lost a bit of weight.
iii) To get it into Mel’s head that she’s not a princess and to get her to grow the hell up.
iv) To have this same layout up because I really love it right now 🙂
v) To have gone to Perth to visit my friends 🙁

2. List five people you’ve lost contact with that you’d like to hear from again.
i) Kate Power from BIS
ii) Adrian Walker from Brisbane
iii) Louise Beverage from BIS
iv) Lisa Burr from BIS
v) Lucy Tighe from BIS

3. List five things you’d like to learn how to do.
i) Make mosaics
ii) Learn the sound recording process
iii) Learn how to play all the chords on the guitar
iv) Fly a helicopter or a plane
v) Learn how to become rich

4. List five things you’d do if you won the lottery (no limit).
i) Give a bunch of it to my favourite charities
ii) Buy some land and build a house in the style of the Balinese houses that I absolutely adore with my own little recording studio
iii) Throw a party that would make Elton John jealous
iv) Give a bunch to my family, especially my aunts and uncles that aren’t very well-to-do
v) Make an album on which I collaborate with people like John Mayer, Jars of Clay, Stevie Wonder, Sting and Maroon 5

5. List five things you do that help you relax.
i) Play guitar
ii) Listen to music
iii) Watch movies
iv) Having a really really hot bath
v) Curl up in bed for hours and hours and hours while reading or just napping.

By Jen

You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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