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Rob popped into my PM again:

Rob: i dont supppose you’d be willing to pose w/a snake?
Author: it would be an extra grand.
Rob: $450
Author: no. 1000
Rob: $600
Author: no. 1000
Rob: it’s non venomous you know….
Rob: $700-final offer
Author: no. 1000
Rob: dont you understand “final offer”?
Author: don’t you understand “no. 1000”?
Rob: if you handle business like you negotiate no wonder you’re single. lmao
Rob: nvm
Rob: scratch that
Rob: if you handle relationships the way you negotiate….blah blah blah
Author: idiot.

By Jen

You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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