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Same Country, Mate.

Ok. Check out this site and scroll down to Commercial Radio Stations. Now tell me – what do you see under Western Australia? That’s right. NOT A DAMN THING.

Look, dudes.. I know that we’re on the other side of the country here but we are still in AUSTRALIA. Yeah.. so we’re the most isolated city in the world. We’re still a city with at least THREE commercial radio stations for fook’s sake. So get your damn act together and include us. I’ve got no problem with you excluding Tasmania. They may be close to you but they’re on a whole different island. At least WE don’t have any fucking ocean standing in between us. Just a vast, arid, lifeless desert.

Bloody hell.

By Jen

You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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