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My hands are so small. It amazes me how I used to be able to play the piano so well. No wonder I have a hard time barring on the guitar.

Why is it that Melissa kills me everytime we play Celebrity Deathmatch? Even if she’s a shit character that shouldn’t have any chance of winning and I’m Marilyn Manson or Cleo or Ron fucking Jeremy.. she can still beat me.

By Jen

You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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