I am in my mid thirties. Thinking about this fact makes me hyperventilate.
I am eurasian.
I am a singer-songwriter/headcase hiding at an art school trying ever so hard to delay the inevitable nightmare known as ‘real life’.
I spend the majority of my time thinking about the following:
- why all my favourite loose leaf teas have seriously wanky names like “buddha tears”, “songbird”, “white dragon oolong” and “field of dreams”;
- whether or not art school is going to suck all the creativity out of me so that by the time I am finished I will be an empty shell of a musician – uninspired and depressed- with songs that are over 10 years old;
- where on earth contemporary vampires hang out and how I could get one to turn me. Yes, I really do believe in them and yes, I want to live forever.
I love sculling soft drinks so fast that they give me goosebumps and make my eyes water.
I met Princess Diana in the flesh.
I collect oracle cards.
I used to be an avid youtuber. You can view my videos here.