Why Christmas 2004 Will Blow.

+ My Christmas tree looks like a reject from Liberace’s House of Crap. (Liberace said, “Are you joking? It’s too gay – even for me!”)
+ My two older sisters have moved out and started their own families. Although that’s a good thing 363 days of the year, it is not cool on my birthday and Christmas.
+ There’s no snow.
+ It’s not cold at all.
+ We don’t have enough decorations up because they’d clash with our Liberace Tree.
+ There’s no snow.
+ I have no one to kiss under the mistletoe.
+ We have no mistletoe.
+ There’s no snow.
+ There’s no snow.
+ There’s no snow.