Why do people always look so damn stupid in their passport and drivers’ license photos??
Grrr.
By Jen
You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.
4 replies on “Unflattering.”
Your site is working for me today 😉
Don’t worry – you should see my passport photo…
Btw, I’ve answered your Japanese question for you.
my first driver’s license photo was sooo bad, i reported it lost so i could get another one. :p
Wow Midori, that’s going a little far…!
Yeah, mine was awful. And to make it worse, all the driver’s licenses are tinted yellow now, so your picture ends up looking orange.. :/