Bah HUMBUG!!!!

So you will not believe what my mother has done.

She actually hired some interior decorators to decorate our Christmas tree and the rest of the house.

How UNChristmas is that???

By Jen

You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

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